What do you get when you mix drugs, alcohol, and a prosecutor? The answer is as surprising as it is stupid. Douglas Marshall, a Prince William County Prosecutor, was arrested at 3:00 a.m. Saturday morning and charged with Driving While Intoxicated, Felony Drug Possession, and other charges.
A Fairfax County Policeman pulled over Mr. Marshall early Saturday and charged and booked him into jail, after he refused a breathalyzer test. When Mr. Marshall was pulled over, he was caught with an open beer and an illegal bottle of percocets in his car! I’m sure Mr. Marshall will give “tips” to his new roommates on how to beat such charges!!!
Prince William Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert stated that Mr. Marshall will not be suspended unless he is convicted of the charges! So, if you are arrested in Prince William County for drunk driving (with or without the pills) you may be prosecuted by the one and only “Mr. Drunk Pill Popper” himself!!! Is this an “Oxy”Moron or what???!!!
Let me know what you think!!!!